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[Horn honks]
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I'm Alex Mack.
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I was just an average kid
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until an accident
changed my life,
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and since then,
nothing's been the same.
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My best friend, Ray,
thinks it's cool.
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My sister, Annie,
thinks I'm a science project.
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I can't let anyone else know.
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Not even my parents.
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I know the Chemical Plant
wants to find me
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and turn me into
some experiment,
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but you know something?
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I guess I'm not
so average anymore.
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Hear me out.
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Ultimate frisbee is bound
to be an olympic event
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by the time we're 20.
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You still trying
to get a team together?
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Yeah, if I can find
people who are interested.
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I can't even find people
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even heard of it
in this town.
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I'd play, but why do frisbees
have to be made out of plastic?
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Why not wood?
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"Ultimate"?
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Even the name sounds dangerous.
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I once got hit
in the side of the head
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with a frisbee,
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and I was only playing catch
with my mother.
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Robyn, to you,
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walking to school is dangerous.
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I know.
It is.
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[Scoffs]
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Man, I grew up
in the wrong town.
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People around here
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are 20 years behind
the rest of the world.
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20 years?
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You're being nice.
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I say we're
a billion years behind.
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[Laughs]
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Yeah.
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[Grunts]
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Guy smells like a wet dog.
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That's insulting to wet dogs.
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I didn't know anyone
was moving in.
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We should have warned them
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about what they're
getting themselves into.
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Clang!
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Would you look at that?
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People think anything
will biodegrade.
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Nicole, you don't get it.
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People just don't care.
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[Cigar sizzles]
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[Sighs]
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[Giggles]
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[Indistinct conversation]
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Othello gets so jealous
of Desdemona,
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he goes nuts.
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That's not very realistic.
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Yes, it is!
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Jealousy is like a disease.
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It can suck at your soul
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until all you can think about
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is sweet, sweet revenge.
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Uh-huh.
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Where's Raymond?
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Oh, he's trying
to drum up interest in--
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Let me guess.
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Hear me out.
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Ultimate frisbee
is a perfect mix
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of football,
soccer, and frisbee.
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So what do you say?
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Hey, I only have
a few spots left--
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Hey, dorks!
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This is our table!
Yeah!
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Sorry, Toby.
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You should watch
where you're going.
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I said sorry.
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Hey.
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Didn't you hear me?
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I said this is our table.
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[laughter]
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Some of the dogs I walk
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have better manners
than that guy.
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Doesn't Mrs. Ward know
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that her son's the most
vicious bully in school?
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No, and I think everyone's
afraid to tell her.
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So have you gotten anyone
for your ultimate team yet?
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How could I?
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Robyn's been running around
telling everyone
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that ultimate players
have a high mortality rate.
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Hey, come on.
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Your chance to practice
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with a future
ultimate world champion.
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Hey, let's see your toss.
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[Drumroll]
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[Sighs]
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Whoa, you sure could
use some practice.
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I can't.
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I'm going to the mall
with Robyn.
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Want to come?
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The mall?
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Again?
God.
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We've only got two hours.
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I'm walking the Boxermans'
Corgis at 5:00.
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Or is it the Corgermans' Boxers?
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Whatever.
I've got a business to run.
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You coming, Ray?
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It's not like you'd have
anything better to do.
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Hey, was that
a big-screen TV we saw earlier?
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Yeah, my dad's
an electronics fanatic.
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You should see some of the other
cool stuff we have.
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Well, I'm Ray Alvarado,
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and this is Alex,
and that's Robyn.
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Louis Driscoll.
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[Mechanical buzzing]
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Hey!
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[Laughs]
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How'd you do that?
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Haven't you ever seen
one of these?
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Guess not.
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You don't get out much, do you?
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Where you from?
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Cincinnati, the queen city.
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They call it that?
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No, I just made it up.
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Duh.
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Oh, cool, whose frisbee?
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I was in an Ultimate League
in Cincinnati.
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Finally, somebody!
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You got to show me how to play.
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What are you doing?
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I'll show you right now.
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What about the mall?
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The mall?
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I don't know, Ray.
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Personally, I'm not
that big into shopping.
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You guys don't mind, right?
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Course they don't.
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Course not.
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Later, you guys.
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Hey, Ray, over here.
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Come on, Alex.
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The Corgis start snapping
if I'm late.
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So you, like,
hang out with those two?
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No--I mean,
Alex lives next door.
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Mm-hmm.
No.
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Sure, I know.
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You grow up with them,
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You're kind of stuck
with them, right?
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Mrs. Pounder tells me
you skipped art class yesterday.
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I'm sure she's
exaggerating the problem,
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but even so,
that's not a good example
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to set for the other students,
is it, Tobias?
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No, Mom.
I'm sorry.
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It won't happen again.
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Good.
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Now get to class,
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and don't let me hear any more
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of those kinds of reports.
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[Indistinct conversation]
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It must be tough,
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your mom being
a teacher and all.
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Shut up.
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Mr. Sunshine.
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[bell rings]
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Critics feel that the most
intriguing character
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in Shakespeare's Othello
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is iago,
his mean little villain.
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Yes?
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Class, this is Louis Driscoll.
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Louis is new here
at Atron Junior High School,
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so let's give him
a rousing welcome.
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Hello, Louis!
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[Mumbling]
Hello, Louis.
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[Mumbling]
Hello, Lou...
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Uh, Louis, you sit here
by Nicole.
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All right, class,
everybody take out your books.
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You were supposed to read
act one last night.
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I didn't even read page one.
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It doesn't get good
until they leave Venice.
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[Thinking]
Louis looked and acted
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totally different yesterday.
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Maybe he's not
as obnoxious as we thought.
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Robyn just told me
she thinks he's kind of cute.
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I don't.
Alex.
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[Whispers]
Nicole.
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What have you
got there, Louis?
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It's a note, Mrs. Ward.
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Do you think I should
read it to the class?
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That's quite enough, Louis.
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[Laughter]
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This is a classroom,
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not a comedy club.
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Miss Mack,
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I'll need to see you
after class.
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Busted!
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Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh.
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Man, is she
a nightmare or what?
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We're talking about
Mrs. Ward, aren't we?
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I bet "nightmare"
doesn't even describe it.
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[Sighs]
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Oh, my gosh.
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Both:
What happened?
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If she catches me again,
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I get automatic detention.
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I would have
gotten it this time,
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but I think she felt
sorry for me.
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People have died
from things less embarrassing
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than almost having
a private note read in class.
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What did it say?
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I don't remember.
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That's how embarrassing it was.
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Aw, man, that's cool.
Yeah.
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Wait a minute.
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How can he hang out with the guy
who got you in trouble?
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Oh, haven't you heard?
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Raymond and Louis
are very close now.
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Yeah, yeah.
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[Laughter]
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Oh, give me a break.
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Yeah, man.
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Thanks a lot, Louis.
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I almost got detention,
you know.
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But you didn't, right?
So stop complaining.
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Besides, you're the one
who's passing notes.
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Yeah, Alex, lighten up.
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Louis was just being funny.
Yeah.
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Um, I don't think so.
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Matter of fact--
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Hey, Alex, what's up
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with all these hats
all the time?
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Are you covering up something
under there or what?
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[Laughter]
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I can't be late
for my first day of history.
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Come on.
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Ray, you and I
really have to talk.
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You can talk later.
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Raymond's got to show me
how to get to class.
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Come on.
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Both:
Come on.
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Driscoll's
got the most amazing
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home entertainment system.
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I've never seen
anything like it.
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I didn't know the Plant
paid its salesmen that well.
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Caroline said
that they offered him
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a big raise to move,
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but they just hated
leaving Cincinnati.
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Alex, have you met Louis?
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Unfortunately.
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I bet he's a funny kid.
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Driscoll's a riot.
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What time is it?
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I guess Raymond forgot
to set his alarm.
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Could somebody please
take out the garbage?
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Thanks.
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[Dog barking]
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I don't think Alex is gonna
want to walk with us today.
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Is she still mad at you?
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Man, she's pretty touchy,
isn't she?
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I mean, what's there
to be so upset about?
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Yeah, you can understand.
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No, no, man.
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I mean, she's just mad
that we're friends,
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but that's her problem, man.
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Forget about her.
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I mean, doesn't she have
any other friends?
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Yeah, she's got other friends.
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No, no, no,
it's not that simple.
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Yeah, she's got other friends.
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See, we always walk together.
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It's like a historical thing,
you know?
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Alex, did Ray show up?
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00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,160
I don't think Ray and I
273
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,080
are gonna be walking to school
together anymore.
274
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,320
What was that all about?
275
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,520
Don't know.
Are Alex and Ray fighting?
276
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,080
Something like that.
277
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,080
[Sighs]
278
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,400
Excuse me, honey.
279
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,120
What?
280
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,600
Pardon me, honey.
281
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:28,440
I guess Ray dumped Alex
for that Driscoll kid.
282
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:29,400
Well, that's terrible.
283
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,720
I'm sure he's not that funny.
284
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:32,240
Poor Alex.
285
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:35,120
She and Raymond have been
best friends forever.
286
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:35,640
Poor Alex?
287
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,200
What do you think
it's been like for Raymond?
288
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,400
Don't joke, Annie.
289
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,520
I would think ultimate
is more about coordination.
290
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,560
Well, yeah,
I guess it helps
291
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,040
To be pretty good
with a frisbee.
292
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,640
Right, you can't
be a total spaz.
293
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:49,960
Hey, Alex.
294
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,000
[Distorted]
Whoa.
295
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,960
Whoa.
296
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:31,760
Whoa!
297
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,760
Peaceful View
has some pretty strong players.
298
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:53,880
Whoa!
299
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,040
Okay, okay, let me tell you.
300
00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,960
So this hall monitor
says to me--
301
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:00,840
He goes, "Hey, there,
302
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,040
knock it off
with all the tardiness,"
303
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,280
and I say--
304
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,360
Whoa.
305
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:09,640
How did Alex get all the way
down there so fast?
306
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,400
Did she take a shortcut
or something?
307
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:15,040
Or something.
308
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,080
[Chuckles]
309
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:27,280
[Indistinct conversation]
310
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,640
Okay, um,
I've got a brownie here
311
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:33,480
I'd be willing to trade
for a raspberry lemon square.
312
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:35,960
Alex?
313
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,600
We got to talk.
314
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:42,280
Is it just me, or does
everyone here hate cheerleaders?
315
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,440
All right, Mrs. Ward
this morning:
316
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,280
"What should I wear today?
317
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,960
The living room curtains
or the sofa slipcover?"
318
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,040
[Laughter]
319
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,920
Louis thinks he's so funny.
320
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,720
So Ray, you're finished
with Alex, right?
321
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,160
Yeah, I don't see the point
of hanging out with her
322
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,600
When I got you as my friend.
323
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,000
All right.
324
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,800
Hey, where'd everybody go?
325
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,040
[Wind howls]
326
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,840
[Metallic jangling]
327
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,880
[Warbling western music]
328
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,800
Hey, Driscoll.
329
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,360
What do you want?
330
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,280
You've been hanging out
with Ray a lot.
331
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,600
Don't you got any other friends?
332
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,960
What's the problem, Alex?
333
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,200
Jealous?
334
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,040
Careful, man.
335
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,360
She's fast.
336
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,600
Stand back, Ray.
337
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,520
This is between Alex
338
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,760
and me.
339
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,800
[buzzer clicks]
340
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,000
[energy crackles]
341
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,560
Now that's funny.
342
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,880
[Chuckles]
343
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,480
How about that Toby?
344
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,400
Oh, yeah.
345
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,520
One minute, he's
"yes, mother" and "no, mother."
346
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,800
And the next, he's bullying
some kindergarteners.
347
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,200
Yeah.
This guy's got problems.
348
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,120
Yeah, man.
349
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,240
Hey, but who can blame him?
350
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,480
I wouldn't want anyone to know
if I was Mrs. Ward's son.
351
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,920
[Laughter]
352
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,040
Uh, Ray?
353
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,760
What does Toby look like?
354
00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:01,080
He's big, mean, and funny...
355
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,000
Looking.
356
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,600
[Gasps]
357
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,600
Hey, Toby!
358
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,120
My main man.
359
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,080
I knew you were
a jerk, Alvarado,
360
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,720
and you just proved it.
361
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:11,520
I'm not really.
362
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,040
A little goofy, maybe,
but not a jerk.
363
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,000
That seems kind of strong.
364
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,880
I hate violence.
365
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,000
Leave him alone!
366
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:21,760
Careful.
367
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,000
He'll take it as an invitation.
368
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,360
Toby, I apologize.
369
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,880
I promise I'll never
say anything
370
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,720
about you and your mom again.
371
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,720
Hold on, Toby.
372
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:32,400
Who are you?
373
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,800
My name's Louis Driscoll,
374
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,240
and why don't you lighten up?
375
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,160
[Scoffs]
376
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:36,840
Really, Toby.
377
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,680
A guy's word is his bond.
378
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,400
If Raymond here says he's sorry,
379
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,800
he's sorry, okay?
380
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,840
You're gonna take the heat
for your friend?
381
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,920
I guess so.
382
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,120
It's okay, Louis.
383
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,760
I can fight my own battles.
384
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:50,800
Forget it, Alvarado.
385
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,560
If your friend wants a fight,
386
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,200
let him fight.
387
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:04,000
[Gasps and laughter]
388
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,520
Ahh!
Yeah!
389
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,920
[Cheers and applause]
390
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:20,160
[Cheers and applause]
391
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,280
Quit moving!
392
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,000
[Birds chirping]
393
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,800
[Groaning
and indistinct conversation]
394
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,200
[Groans]
395
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,520
We even now?
396
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,960
[Scoffs]
397
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,840
I hope this shows you, Toby,
398
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:58,080
violence is never the answer.
399
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,880
Hey, you're leaving
awfully early today.
400
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,400
I know.
I've got some stuff to do.
401
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,480
Okay, well, I hope
you have a good day.
402
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,680
I'm gonna try.
403
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,600
Hey, wait a sec.
404
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,280
Did you patch things up
405
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,600
between you and Raymond
and Lewis?
406
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,480
Nope.
Oh.
407
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,560
But don't worry about it, Mom.
408
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,360
Okay.
409
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,800
Bye.
Bye.
410
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:46,760
Alex?
411
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:47,280
Hi, Louis.
412
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,200
I'm here to pick you up
for school.
413
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,920
You are?
414
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,480
Is this a joke?
415
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,680
No, no joke.
416
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,760
I thought you hated me.
417
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,440
I thought I did too,
418
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,240
but then you stood up
for Raymond,
419
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,360
and I figured
you couldn't be all bad.
420
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,960
No, I'm not all bad.
421
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,040
To tell you the truth,
422
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,800
pretty much everyone
in Cincinnati
423
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,160
was glad to see me go.
424
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:10,920
It's my personality.
425
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:14,680
Sometimes it, like,
malfunctions or something.
426
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,640
So work on it.
427
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:17,880
I'll try.
428
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,640
I'll really try.
429
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,080
Well, now
I'm completely confused.
430
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,400
So am I.
431
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,960
Oh, is that unusual
for you guys?
432
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,520
[Chuckles]
433
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,800
So I apologized to Alex
for the note thing.
434
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,080
What'd she say?
435
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,400
That if I did anything
like that again,
436
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,640
she'd tell Toby
I had a crush on his mother.
437
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,120
[Laughs]
438
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,840
Hey, Raymond, are we gonna
play ultimate or what?
439
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,200
Depends.
440
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,280
Let's see your toss.
441
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,880
Show him, Alex.
442
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,980
[Drumroll]
443
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,040
Wow!
444
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,080
She's incredible.
445
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,360
I know.
446
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,520
[Laughs]
447
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,240
Captioned by Grant Brown